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"Fucking hell. What I wouldn’t give right now for her to walk through this door with a fucking meatloaf and a wet pussy."
— Jul 15, 2026 10:21PM
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Alright, alright Polly Pepper, you're milking this a little too much, lady! Yes, what he said was shitty, but come on...he STENCILED the room for you! 😂 That might be on par with apology tortoises...
— Jul 15, 2026 11:17PM
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“Look at Vladdy,” Fizz went on, because they were all determined to give me shit. “He’s happy because he told his feelings. You are unhappy because your feelings have constipated you.”
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— Jul 15, 2026 10:46PM
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“You fuckers better start having some feelings,” I said. “We’re joining the 21st fucking century. I’m even getting a cellphone.”
OMG, why is this so great?!?!? Lmao!
— Jul 15, 2026 10:27PM
OMG, why is this so great?!?!? Lmao!
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There was a long yellow checkered tablecloth on the scarred old wooden table, with little yellow bunnies embroidered on it. “I’ve killed a man on this table,” I said. Polly looked up... “Oh, did I cover up a bloodstain you had a particular attachment to?”
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— Jul 15, 2026 09:37PM
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OMG, this is hysterical! I love every member of this whack-a-doodle MC!
— Jul 15, 2026 09:20PM