Status Updates From Bonemangler

I’ve read some of it yesterday (but it’s so hot that I’m doing anything but reading) and it’s so ridiculous and entertaining, but at the same time, there’s something good in it 🤣🤣

Bestie is here sipping her drinks and waiting for my lasagna to be ready while I blissfully lounge and read! I plan to read at least 3 ebooks this week! 🤞I’m enjoying this one!

I haven’t yet started this but my bestie is coming to visit this Friday so she will be bringing another 15-20 KU books for me to read, this one already downloaded! Yaaay!

Alright, alright Polly Pepper, you're milking this a little too much, lady! Yes, what he said was shitty, but come on...he STENCILED the room for you! 😂 That might be on par with apology tortoises...

“Look at Vladdy,” Fizz went on, because they were all determined to give me shit. “He’s happy because he told his feelings. You are unhappy because your feelings have constipated you.”
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“You fuckers better start having some feelings,” I said. “We’re joining the 21st fucking century. I’m even getting a cellphone.”

OMG, why is this so great?!?!? Lmao!

"Fucking hell. What I wouldn’t give right now for her to walk through this door with a fucking meatloaf and a wet pussy."

There was a long yellow checkered tablecloth on the scarred old wooden table, with little yellow bunnies embroidered on it. “I’ve killed a man on this table,” I said. Polly looked up... “Oh, did I cover up a bloodstain you had a particular attachment to?”

😂 😂 😂

OMG, this is hysterical! I love every member of this whack-a-doodle MC!

Polly Pepper! An unfortunate name 🙃