Status Update

Shaz ♡ is 60% done

I’m gonna level with you here, guys… I got so caught up in all the sex that I completely forgot we were investigating multiple murders 😭

— Jul 17, 2026 01:54AM

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Shaz ♡’s Previous Updates

Shaz ♡ is 80% done

Rev must be in need of some electrolytes at this point 💦🥵

— Jul 17, 2026 11:54PM

Shaz ♡ is 47% done

Reading update for today: I fear my thoughts violate community guidelines, so please accept these emojis as my official statement 🥵🫦🤰🏻💦

— Jul 16, 2026 01:18AM

Shaz ♡ is 37% done

“I lose all cognitive function, and all I can do is submit to the euphoria” GIRL ME TOO HOLY SHIT 🥵

— Jul 15, 2026 02:41AM

Shaz ♡ is 18% done

RAHHH THEY ACTUALLY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH ITS GOING TO BE SO HORNY 😈

— Jul 14, 2026 02:40AM

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message 1: by Laura Jane ♡ (new) - rated it 5 stars

REAL 🌚🤣👹

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message 2: by keke (new) - rated it 3 stars

Just what I need rn loool

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message 3: by ~Monique~ (new) - added it

😂😂 relatable

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message 4: by Grace (new) - added it

I think no one can blame you lol

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message 5: by Karina (new)

LMAO that’s so real

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