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TELL HER CHODE

The only crazy thing about reading these two books at the same time is that EVERY possible matchup is made within like 15 chapters hahaha. I'm assuming this would be more drawn out reading them separately but since I'm reading them together it feels like when you walk into the washroom and every urinal has an old man with his pants around his ankles at it... OH OR WHEN EVERY GLORY HOLE IS OCCUPIED AND IN USE.

ROMANCE

Sarah J. Maas' only way to express sexual excitement seems to be curling toes, it gets mentioned ALOT

(PS @ Blake I see you're liking my reviews, I realize I may not make this series seem serious but I assure you IT IS VERY SERIOUS, and I have very good reasons for reading all of the books)

(PSPS @ Blake you should finish red rising ((stop being lazy and prove your love for me)) and then read throne of glass)

Chaol might have found his hunny

I'm DPing tower of dawn and empire of storms while riding a train to an Australian forsest somewhere. I am a very happy guy rn.