Starlight’s Reviews > Caged with the Alien > Status Update
Starlight
is 36% done
there’s already so many inconsistencies and plotholes
every time this bitch talks
it just takes me right out of the fucking story
actually
not just her
its this shit writing
wtf wrote this garbage
at no point did it feel like it was an alien romance story
truly just surface level writing
fmc is blonde and poor
mmc is big and beastly and silver
????
— Jul 18, 2026 12:42AM
every time this bitch talks
it just takes me right out of the fucking story
actually
not just her
its this shit writing
wtf wrote this garbage
at no point did it feel like it was an alien romance story
truly just surface level writing
fmc is blonde and poor
mmc is big and beastly and silver
????
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Starlight
is 90% done
so that was
shit
and whats more
that little preview for the next story was maybe less than a handful of pages
and already
it was more interesting than this entire book was
not that ill be reading anymore of this series or from this author
now on my ban and blacklist forever
what a shit show
im counting on my goldfish brain to wipe this experience from my memory banks asap
— Jul 18, 2026 01:12AM
shit
and whats more
that little preview for the next story was maybe less than a handful of pages
and already
it was more interesting than this entire book was
not that ill be reading anymore of this series or from this author
now on my ban and blacklist forever
what a shit show
im counting on my goldfish brain to wipe this experience from my memory banks asap
Starlight
is 36% done
so the first two chapters were shit
intro for this fmc and her pathetic little life did nothing to make me sympathize for or with her
honestly i feel more for the mmc
but mostly
the writing is fucking shit
like
abysmally boring and tedious to read so im skimming
might move to chapter page skim reading instead
the plot
fucking shit
dialogue
fucking shit
— Jul 18, 2026 12:39AM
intro for this fmc and her pathetic little life did nothing to make me sympathize for or with her
honestly i feel more for the mmc
but mostly
the writing is fucking shit
like
abysmally boring and tedious to read so im skimming
might move to chapter page skim reading instead
the plot
fucking shit
dialogue
fucking shit