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Fred and Velma for the win

I was right about Mikey on all accounts. I’m bad at picking out fictional men. I still love him tho

all the spoilers!!!

Welp I was right about Carrie and Mikey. I love that for me

Add mfing Wes Craven to the list too

I’m an idiot. It has occurred to me that all the characters have names of iconic horror villains. Freddy (nightmare on elm street), Tiffany (child’s play franchise), Michael (Halloween), Carrie (Carrie with mommy issues), Patrick (American Psycho who is thought to be gay), Jason (Friday the 13th), Jen (Jennifer’s Body double for that cause gay)

I have a suspicion that my baby Mikey is so messed up that he would plan this whole thing to be seen as someone on Carrie’s radar. Like I don’t think he planned on Ranger Russ showing up but I think he may have hired someone to pretend to be the Slasher

I’m glad a horror book is finally mentioning this gross stuff about what a body does when you’re dead. If the killer had to be around and smell that maybe they wouldn’t kill anyone

I don’t think Tiffany is gonna get killed by the Slasher. I think Carrie and Mikey are the killers and there’s a third person doing the killing as well. So I think Tiffany is gonna be killed by Carrie. Still upset about Jen. She didn’t even get sliced and diced correctly.

Someone better day sike rn. Patrick could be the killer which would be cool but also highly problematic so I don’t think it’s him. But the Slasher sneezed around Freddy so idk

“Fred and Velma - that was a ship no one would see coming,” you know Fred and Velma are one of my favorite ships. If this book pulls it off it will be in my top 10 this year