Kenneth’s Reviews > The Twisted Ones > Status Update
Kenneth
is 85% done
Current guesses: Anna needs to replace herself as the baby maker to escape, that's why she needs Our Protagonist (whose name I've forgotten) to be a descendant of the holler people; also the effigies are remnants of the original holler people (the small figures in the pictures); The Blood Is Thinning or something and the effigies need new baby sacrifices. Or something.
— Jul 18, 2026 01:53PM
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Kenneth
is 65% done
This is edging closer and closer to mediocre. Crazy that I had a nightmare about the deer creature.
— Jul 18, 2026 12:21PM
Kenneth
is 58% done
Ok but WOULD an IUD protect against monster rock impregnation?
— Jul 16, 2026 07:44PM
Kenneth
is 25% done
I love a good creepy rhyme. The standing stones are I think celtic? specifically Irish celtic design.
— Jul 10, 2026 03:23PM