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average human
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DNF 104/207
7/20/26
A valiant effort was made. But alas. I am bored. This was good. Till it wasn’t. It’s to slow I guess
— Jul 20, 2026 12:39AM
7/20/26
A valiant effort was made. But alas. I am bored. This was good. Till it wasn’t. It’s to slow I guess
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average human
is 47% done
The King closed the door on me to speak with his advisors. I can’t be too upset about it since Alixx and Lighton were both shown the door as well. The three of us linger in the hall while the sound of Konstance’s voice grows louder and louder.
“If he touches me, if I’m plagued from all of this—”
— Jul 19, 2026 01:27PM
“If he touches me, if I’m plagued from all of this—”
average human
is 37% done
His fist tightens in my silky locks just as his Adam’s apple bobs, his gaze sparking with a look that’s a mixture of lust and lucid concentration. His head lowers and his hand pulls down, arching my neck until I meet his stare. A second passes as his lips ghost over mine, his gaze searching back and forth.
— Jul 19, 2026 11:47AM
average human
is 30% done
My hand grips his slick shoulder, sloshing him right back in place in an instant.
“Get. Out. Of. The. Fucking. Bath. Madison.” My jaw clenches. Her eyebrow arches.
Everything with her is a fight. Nothing is easy.
I hoped she’d be resilient not impossible.
“Don’t be an asshole, Rabbit.”
— Jul 18, 2026 12:41AM
“Get. Out. Of. The. Fucking. Bath. Madison.” My jaw clenches. Her eyebrow arches.
Everything with her is a fight. Nothing is easy.
I hoped she’d be resilient not impossible.
“Don’t be an asshole, Rabbit.”
average human
is 20% done
I have got to work on my poor decision-making in the future.
A little part of me has grown careless of my mortality, especially since I’ve gotten diagnosed. Again. But there’s just something about heights like this. It’s too out of my control, I guess. I hate it.
— Jul 17, 2026 11:49PM
A little part of me has grown careless of my mortality, especially since I’ve gotten diagnosed. Again. But there’s just something about heights like this. It’s too out of my control, I guess. I hate it.
average human
is 16% done
This is very fun
We enter an estate of some kind, my fake blonde hair tangling around my face too much for me to see anything more than the floor. My ass hits shining tile, and once more, I’m glaring up into those careless sea blue eyes.
— Jul 17, 2026 11:26PM
We enter an estate of some kind, my fake blonde hair tangling around my face too much for me to see anything more than the floor. My ass hits shining tile, and once more, I’m glaring up into those careless sea blue eyes.
average human
is 5% done
Can’t say she’s not realistic
Alone.
Shit. I’m alone with a man who may or may not be a friend. I’ve basically already idolized him for saving me. Let’s face it, a woman who’s spent half her life isolated from her peers knows Stockholm syndrome when she falls face fucking first into it.
— Jul 17, 2026 10:20PM
Alone.
Shit. I’m alone with a man who may or may not be a friend. I’ve basically already idolized him for saving me. Let’s face it, a woman who’s spent half her life isolated from her peers knows Stockholm syndrome when she falls face fucking first into it.

