Sharon ❀’s Reviews > The Final Score > Status Update

«“I can be a stern brunch daddy if I want to be,” I say.
Her nose wrinkles. “I don’t even want to know what that is.”»

Jack, how the hell do you know that term 😭 is he secretly a chick-lit fan

Ah, there it is. The third act breakup.

Rationally, I know Abby is taking it too personally when Jack is clearing having a breakdown. But I also can't really say it's unrealistic. I know I'd lash out too.

I don't like this 😭

«“It’s a nice place,” I answer. “Want to get some food?”
Her nose wrinkles. “Food is very date-ish.”
“Oh, come on.” I roll my eyes. “People get food with their great-aunts that they don’t even like.”
“Are you saying that you’re something like a great-aunt that I don’t even like for me?”»

🤣🤣

Here we goooo

The "fuck it, we ball" Moment™