Shannon’s Reviews > Eat, Pray, Love > Status Update
Shannon
is on page 96 of 368
Author is lowkey racist and keeps calling herself an old woman despite being in her early/mid-thirties. Elizabeth Gilbert, it’s on sight.
— Jul 21, 2026 08:33AM
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Shannon
is on page 161 of 368
Liz is in India sucking at meditation and making it everyone’s problem. I am determined to not have this book be a DNF, but good god the author makes it hard.
— Jul 31, 2026 10:50AM
Shannon
is on page 125 of 368
I was on board initially with how Liz started the India section. The feeling of arriving to a new location in the dark and getting to wake up somewhere totally new is unparalleled; it’s my favourite part of the yearly Adirondacks trip. But then instead of doing what she alluded (going to bed), Liz does a 180, prays at the diverse temple, and writes the phrase “colonized by his stillness”
Gdi Liz u were so close
— Jul 26, 2026 07:28AM
Gdi Liz u were so close
Shannon
is on page 116 of 368
Went to Italy to learn Italian and has just dropped out of her Italian class because she felt it was impeding her progress in learning Italian in the streets of ~*Italy*~. Author also throws around the term rape way too much for how little I read this time before I couldn’t take it anymore and needed a break before it annoyed me too much.
Next time will be starting her trip to India. I’m ready for racism abound
— Jul 25, 2026 10:28AM
Next time will be starting her trip to India. I’m ready for racism abound
Shannon
is on page 18 of 368
Starting off strong. She’s already had her first come to god moment and refuses to consult lawyers to get divorced. By the end of this book I will hate this woman, I can feel it.
— Jul 21, 2026 07:45AM



I read the full thing in one 9-hour shift where I maybe "worked" for 30 total minutes, and read the rest of it.
I distinctly remember being about halfway through the book and wishing that somebody would call to book a room so that I'd have an excuse to put the book down and not have to read it. Probably the only time in my life I have seriously wished for work.
That's how bad this book is. Fuck Elizabeth Gilbert and this "Oprah-bait" ass book.