Status Update

Abram is 31% done

I might not be cut out for this

— Jul 22, 2026 05:10PM

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Abram is 30% done

Am… I the detective here?

— Jul 22, 2026 04:57PM

Abram is on page 128 of 577

Fighting my base instincts that are saying I should root for this guy to get killed

— Jul 20, 2026 07:48PM

Abram is on page 97 of 577

Of course he is a spreadsheet guy

— Jul 20, 2026 07:21PM

Abram is on page 90 of 577

Sorry, Bolaño, but there isn’t enough magical realism in heaven or earth to convince me that any of the men here depicted help wash the dishes.

— Jul 18, 2026 07:18PM

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