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Book club notes - how many times can he mention needing to take a cold shower.
The speed at which I’d be calling security if someone came into my office at temple and mentioned pulling their thong aside to rub their cunt
The line about her tits against my chest is so bad and stupid it’s not even sexy
— Jul 22, 2026 07:44PM
The speed at which I’d be calling security if someone came into my office at temple and mentioned pulling their thong aside to rub their cunt
The line about her tits against my chest is so bad and stupid it’s not even sexy
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Leahbeth
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I feel like I’m a doctor reading a fantasy about a hospital and can’t disengage from reality. Like, those pianos are so expensive a bitch to get someone to tune you wouldn’t fuck on one!
I’m also reminded of OF cantor
— Jul 24, 2026 07:33PM
I’m also reminded of OF cantor
Leahbeth
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Book club note - how does a priest trying to fight an erection in public sound, exactly
— Jul 23, 2026 03:12PM