Leahbeth’s Reviews > Priest > Status Update

I feel like I’m a doctor reading a fantasy about a hospital and can’t disengage from reality. Like, those pianos are so expensive a bitch to get someone to tune you wouldn’t fuck on one!

I’m also reminded of OF cantor

Book club notes - how many times can he mention needing to take a cold shower.

The speed at which I’d be calling security if someone came into my office at temple and mentioned pulling their thong aside to rub their cunt

The line about her tits against my chest is so bad and stupid it’s not even sexy