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MM Suarez
is 18% done
"Your father wasn’t worth the collected cells that made him, that handsome bastard. There was always something dark and suspicious about him, like a snake in your underwear drawer."
— Jul 23, 2026 04:46PM
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MM Suarez
is 69% done
“Jim Crow rides in the back now, but he still gets plenty of trips around town and rests his forearms on the back of the driver’s seat.”
— Jul 27, 2026 06:39AM
MM Suarez
is 55% done
"Jack Jr. is a bit of a stiff-neck, for sure. And on the slimy side. I feared he was going to ask me out once. Thought I might have to fake leprosy to avoid him, but it didn’t happen. Thank goodness.”😀
— Jul 26, 2026 04:18AM
MM Suarez
is 40% done
“The shot caught me on my belt and clipped the bottom of my elbow, striking what is sometimes referred to as the funny bone, but it didn’t feel that funny.”😣
— Jul 24, 2026 06:20AM