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“Jim Crow rides in the back now, but he still gets plenty of trips around town and rests his forearms on the back of the driver’s seat.”

"Jack Jr. is a bit of a stiff-neck, for sure. And on the slimy side. I feared he was going to ask me out once. Thought I might have to fake leprosy to avoid him, but it didn’t happen. Thank goodness.”😀

“The shot caught me on my belt and clipped the bottom of my elbow, striking what is sometimes referred to as the funny bone, but it didn’t feel that funny.”😣

"Your father wasn’t worth the collected cells that made him, that handsome bastard. There was always something dark and suspicious about him, like a snake in your underwear drawer."