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Alex
is 43% done
"Pull it out, wrap your hand, get it stitched by a healer, and you'll be fine in a fortnight," Courtlyn lectures. "The cut is between your bones, in the fleshy part. No tendons. My aim is very good."
LMFAO KING SHIT
— Jul 23, 2026 05:41PM
LMFAO KING SHIT
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Alex
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"You are an inconvenience for which there is no adequate measurement."
SGAEYL MY WIFE
— Jul 27, 2026 12:18PM
SGAEYL MY WIFE
Alex
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theophanie is so fucking funny like. dam u suck. can i be your teacher. say yes
— Jul 27, 2026 12:00PM
Alex
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"holy fucking nausea" and "core memory"
rebecca you're losing me
— Jul 26, 2026 07:55PM
rebecca you're losing me
Alex
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Ridoc nods excessively. "I'll play along. Let's say he's still eighty percent Xaden."
"Ninety," I counter.
"Ehh."
RIDOC OUT HERE LIKE RIGHTRIGHTRIGHT SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
— Jul 26, 2026 12:00PM
"Ninety," I counter.
"Ehh."
RIDOC OUT HERE LIKE RIGHTRIGHTRIGHT SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
Alex
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FYM THE CRITERION ? YALL KNEW THIS WAR LIKE SOCIETY WAS FUCKED UP AND WENT WHAT IF WE LEFT A B A B Y TO TELL US IF THEY FIXED THINGS
— Jul 26, 2026 11:35AM
Alex
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"Riorgail? Sorenson?"
IS THAT A SHIP NAME JOKE REBECCA. IM COMING FOR YOU
— Jul 25, 2026 07:58PM
IS THAT A SHIP NAME JOKE REBECCA. IM COMING FOR YOU
Alex
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"Are we scheming? I do enjoy scheming."
of course you do. ily andarna
— Jul 25, 2026 07:35PM
of course you do. ily andarna
Alex
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“Tell her the truth. He loathes her,” Tairn suggests. “As does Sgaeyl. The life-giver is lucky she wasn’t scorched this morning, though I do believe Sgaeyl is still contemplating her options.”
OK AND FREE SGAEYL? MY GIRL DID NOTHING WRONG
— Jul 25, 2026 12:20PM
OK AND FREE SGAEYL? MY GIRL DID NOTHING WRONG
Alex
is 45% done
wait i'm sad this is like a drug use relapse as soon as you get to rehab
— Jul 24, 2026 04:24AM