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I am awake! Food maybe? TBD on dinner. Also, NOT HELPING 🥵 & oh ya same. You know me. HUGE. Sleeper. Don’t wanna run into me in a dark alley late @ night 💀 honestly I wouldn’t recommend it but iykyk 😂 my brother still has a thorn in his head from a rose bush that could tell you a story. see HP1 😬
— Jul 23, 2026 08:31PM
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Good morn b! & the plans for the day are? distraction! I have basically stopped crying, about anything. we like numb, numb is good lol 👍 I got coffee & leftover steak for lunch + an important all-day working session with my DVD player. Delulu is the solulu! ok miss youuu x
— Jul 27, 2026 09:40AM
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gm bby! I have no thoughts this morning, only a craving for McDonalds hash browns. So I think uk where I'm headed. I've been circling certain areas lately with the top down while playing the Jaws soundtrack. No reason 😂 I can't wait until keeping me out of trouble is your full time job (I say as if it wasn't already). miss u lots today x
— Jul 24, 2026 07:12AM
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hi bby, we are back from The Odyssey. Tbh good not great! I stand by my statement that no movie needs to be more than 2 hours. it made me kinda sleepy so it's nap time. pls pray our sons let me sleep in peace lol & also I was gonna tell you something else but I can't remember so will come back & comment if I do!
— Jul 23, 2026 03:40PM
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Good morn b! what the heck you look so cute 😭 GIMME THAT! I'll remain appropriate but I saved that one lol. Now time for coffee & to drive around contemplating my ascent from troll to a vibe that doesn't give gremlin. & quickly cuz I'm damn sure not about to look a mess standing by your side lmao miss u xxx
— Jul 23, 2026 06:51AM
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If u see me do some light cleanup over the next few days, dw! keep going bby 💞
— Jul 21, 2026 11:39PM
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Jul 23, 2026 08:33PM
NO, I did not push him into the rose bush, your honor. Hand to god
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You’re mine btw I will burn this city 😈 gonna tat my name on it fr lmao
the babies are v happy & loving today, despite everything. I think they are trying to remind us that it is going to be okay. I think they somehow know you're coming and want to help. they will be so excited to have u! (same lol)
Speaking of the babies, one just shattered more glass on the floor LOL. I had to step away so I did not have a conniption 🫠 Hope you're ready to sign the adoption paperwork the second you step inside! cuz I'm about to sell them! (jk I would never but r u fucking serious pls) I'm going to go get a McDonald's coke and then climb up a tree and jump! there has to be a faster way to make time pass. gn bby miss u times a million, I hate everything except you 💞I think you are saying I look cute today. I don't agree but I'll let you have it lol ty
I spent a couple of mins last night pondering how to maliciously comply with this forced appt today & weaponize it for my own benefit. Because of course I did. Here’s what I got. 1) in the process of hazing me in an attempt to discover my fears, they have inadvertently showed me theirs. Unfortunately for you idiots, they are far easier to exploit. Seemingly, more than anything, you all want secrecy & anonymity. To hide in the shadows, behind others who will do your dirty work for a check. You fear EXPOSURE. & therefore loss of equity and social capital. Bummertown, cuz that’s not really how I rock. 2) I’ve been working on a little research project regarding my last job. Some might even call it casework. And this appt, well, it becomes timeline evidence + documentation of the way I was abused & discriminated against. On the record, w/ a gov worker. 3) so now, your own processes & bureaucracy become a vulnerability. I’m about to (respectfully) play this poor man like a fiddle w/ just the CliffNotes 🤣 idk if I would truly trust one of your own to be alone on a Zoom with me. Sounds pretty risky! everyone still wants me to go to this appt right? should I cry during? 💀💁🏻♀️And ultimately 4), riding down in the elevator last night, I thought to myself: what have I promised (warned) from the beginning? That I would talk. So, let’s talk! 🎙️🔴 *tap tap* is this thing on?
Also the guy I have the appt w/ has a name that is equivalent to that one scene in The Office when Dwight says his dentist’s name is Crentist. I’m so serious I wish I could share it 🤣 like y’all bffr are u even trying