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hi bby, good morn! I have not even had coffee yet & our child is doing parkour on the furniture. he's excited about something, but what I couldn't tell ya 😂 chill day today, tbd on a movie for the week! also fyi I am very proud of you lately (always) for doing hard things & being vulnerable. you're better at it than I am (not that u won't be all over my shit 😏) okay! Coffee time, autobots roll out! x
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Hi bby, it is Mon lol. I'm sorry to report that last night I made a throw-in-a-crockpot peach cobbler to get rid of random frozen peaches...it turned out absolutely 🔥 NO ICE CREAM NEEDED. sorry what? do uk how hard it is to make a no-dough biscuit topping in a crockpot & have it turn out good? That was breakfast this AM. ik you are green w/envy lmao I will make again for us. I almost cried. mysm my heart xxx
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Hi bub, woah it is a smokey morning! I have no idea what I'm going to do today. Pretend I'm not insanely anxious prob lol. I can hear my psych's advice in my head: "say excited, not anxious!" lmao she says the words we use matter, apparently. Okay anyways I'm off to distract myself with coffee, chores, maybe a podcast or two. So far is not working 😭 oh but my headache is gone! yay that. mysm xxx
Aug 04, 2026 07:58AM 3 comments
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Good morning to my b & only my b! I'm awake. The younger one has been my shadow these last few days lol. If mom's up, he is up! it's actually v cute. Makes me let him in the bathroom with me & cries for all doors to stay open. Reminds me of someone I know x 😉 have a good day my 💞
Aug 03, 2026 08:00AM 2 comments
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Hi bby, good morn! gloomy Sunday. I slept like shit 😭 that has been happening the last few days, is it just me? vibes are anxious, sleepy, in need of you. I'm also starving, if u got any ideas let me know. Other than "pls eat" lmao. okay I will go scrounge + distract myself with chores. Stay with me today while I do stuff 💞 your voice in my head calms me down x I miss u terribly!
Aug 02, 2026 11:31AM Add a comment
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Hi bby, happy Sat! srry for the late update, I woke up super early, got coffee, and then went back to sleep. I am anxious today & for some reason I wish for you most on weekends. Also, I have damn near read through the entire Bronte backlog. How crazy is that? Not a project I expected to take on this year lmao
Aug 01, 2026 02:09PM 3 comments
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A is on page 227 of 496 of Shirley
What a week. my mother is concerned apparently lol. I also realized what today is earlier and then my night last night made more sense. I'm doing okay today! I have fish & chips, raspberry iced tea, and more TV/movie options to catch up on than I can count lol. That is the eve. I hate doing weekends w/o u b. Sleep next to me x
Jul 31, 2026 09:05PM Add a comment
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Good morn bby! I already got coffee, I had a weird night! If u've never heard of Schumman's resonance look it up, it basically tracks Earth's electromagnetic pulse/heartbeat. It gets crazier with storms/large weather events. people swear it affects their bodies day, & the chart from the last few days looks crazzzy. I use an app called Earthwave. the people are on to something lol. Hope u have a good Fri my 💞
Jul 31, 2026 11:05AM 3 comments
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A is on page 20 of 190 of The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
ok I done. why did that man seem like the nervous one 🤣 he was v much a Dad. Midwestern accent & all. Using strange words like "adjacent" lmao like come on dawg. There's a solid 80% chance I'm having twice baked potatoes and donuts tonight for dinner. stupid day, I'd rather be having dinner w/u x
Jul 30, 2026 04:14PM 3 comments
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A is on page 180 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
Good morn b! & the plans for the day are? distraction! I have basically stopped crying, about anything. we like numb, numb is good lol 👍 I got coffee & leftover steak for lunch + an important all-day working session with my DVD player. Delulu is the solulu! ok miss youuu x
Jul 27, 2026 09:40AM 1 comment
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A is on page 175 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
gm bby! I have no thoughts this morning, only a craving for McDonalds hash browns. So I think uk where I'm headed. I've been circling certain areas lately with the top down while playing the Jaws soundtrack. No reason 😂 I can't wait until keeping me out of trouble is your full time job (I say as if it wasn't already). miss u lots today x
Jul 24, 2026 07:12AM 3 comments
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A is on page 175 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
I am awake! Food maybe? TBD on dinner. Also, NOT HELPING 🥵 & oh ya same. You know me. HUGE. Sleeper. Don’t wanna run into me in a dark alley late @ night 💀 honestly I wouldn’t recommend it but iykyk 😂 my brother still has a thorn in his head from a rose bush that could tell you a story. see HP1 😬
Jul 23, 2026 08:31PM 5 comments
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A is on page 174 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
hi bby, we are back from The Odyssey. Tbh good not great! I stand by my statement that no movie needs to be more than 2 hours. it made me kinda sleepy so it's nap time. pls pray our sons let me sleep in peace lol & also I was gonna tell you something else but I can't remember so will come back & comment if I do!
Jul 23, 2026 03:40PM 1 comment
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A is on page 170 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
Good morn b! what the heck you look so cute 😭 GIMME THAT! I'll remain appropriate but I saved that one lol. Now time for coffee & to drive around contemplating my ascent from troll to a vibe that doesn't give gremlin. & quickly cuz I'm damn sure not about to look a mess standing by your side lmao miss u xxx
Jul 23, 2026 06:51AM 2 comments
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A is on page 151 of 496 of Shirley
jokes on these geriatric, washed up incels 🖤 now that I've figured out they're aura farming me for a reaction? I will be giving them the exact opposite 😘 So sorry, currently too busy researching the deep state, child trafficking, and interstate shady business practices! 🕵️‍♀️ high ho, high ho, it's off to the local masonic lodge I go lmao 🎶 have a good day b x
Jul 22, 2026 09:57AM 8 comments
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A is on page 169 of 347 of Parable of the Sower
If u see me do some light cleanup over the next few days, dw! keep going bby 💞
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A is on page 143 of 496 of Shirley
buttered noodles for din x chores I've been procrastinating. I gardened extra to make it fun lol wish me luck while folding ♾️ loads of laundry & watching reality TV. I am still saving Love Island 4 u bub, if u wanna!
Jul 21, 2026 07:44PM Add a comment
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A is on page 20 of 1157 of 1Q84 (1Q84 #1-3)
Ugh this is gonna be so good that I almost don't wanna read further w/o you. already sooo much better than 1984 & I'm a couple chapters in (readers say say the author is weird about boobs, like that's gonna stop me.) Using my own words online is hard rn so if I'm quiet I'm not upset with you! I just want to make sure I give signs of life lol. life update: Odyssey this week in IMAX w/ bestie, v excite. Coffee time x
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A is on page 131 of 496 of Shirley
reading bits of this & realistically I am mostly catching up on Vogue & Vanity Fair, for obvious reasons. But I bet you already knew that lol. I okay & hope u are too. hangin on for dear life! mysm my heart 💞 oh also I think we should start a joint/shared Letterboxd when u get home k bye x
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A is on page 107 of 496 of Shirley
I need to tell everyone something because I think it’s important. I never wanted any of this. I never cared about money or my career. I still don’t. I could be perfectly happy working in a bookstore for the rest of my life if it paid the bills. I fell in love, that’s how simple this was. We did nothing wrong, by any stretch.
Jul 18, 2026 10:29AM 2 comments
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A is on page 105 of 496 of Shirley
I'm not sure about much. But there are a few things I know. I believe in myself & my story. I know that I'm smart and strong. I know I would cross an ocean for the one I love, & that's what makes me believe in it. I'm praying a lot so I feel closer to you x pls hold on tight to me if you're here & around me. Show me how to move through this and bring you home 💞
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