Sarah Smith’s Reviews > Ivanhoe > Status Update

This book is making me laugh out loud. I look crazy at Starbucks laughing at my book rn.

Poor Rebecca. She’s constantly dogged by this agitating and lustful PRIEST (who is also a Templar crusader knight?) Jarring!! Women need a land completely free from men.

Also, I miss the cameo of Robin Hood and his merry men besieging a castle. This book is so random I love.

Yeah of course I was correct

(for future me) I do believe I’m correct, with receipts:
“‘I will not yield,’ replied De Bracy faintly, ‘to an unknown conqueror. Tell me thy name, or work thy pleasure on me – it shall never be said that Maurice De Bracy was prisoner to a nameless churl.’

The Black Knight whispered something into the ear of the vanquished.”

then he yields, and then basically says u should know Ivanhoe needs help

(for future me) is le noir faineant actually richard 🤔

A jousting tournament!