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Well. It seems like a second horse has hit the barn

— Jul 26, 2026 01:42PM

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Elijah is on page 74 of 95

My aminals... they're stupid...

— Sep 09, 2026 07:24AM

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Gaslighting 101

— Sep 09, 2026 07:07AM

Elijah is on page 60 of 95

it's all snowball's fault

— Aug 25, 2026 05:02PM

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I love you totalitarian dictatorship

— Aug 03, 2026 03:37AM

Elijah is on page 30 of 95

Comrades we have to kill that horse

— Aug 03, 2026 03:21AM

Elijah is on page 22 of 95

Isn't that concerning

— Jul 30, 2026 09:56AM

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Yum!

— Jul 28, 2026 12:01PM

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So far so peak

— Jul 26, 2026 01:56PM

Elijah is on page 3 of 95

Woa hey. That's 3

— Jul 26, 2026 01:44PM

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