aureylia’s Reviews > The Step Bro Situation > Status Update

jk might play this in the background since the audiobook is free & i want the white noise. still think im gonna throw up

nope. fuck that shit. dnf @ whatever tf that conga pizza party shit was. jesus christ im gonna go waterboard myself w unpasteurized milk to exorcise that reading experience from my body

i think i’m too used to dark, DARK romance bc i feel like im gonna throw up. wtf is this bubbly happy family shit

a plate of chocolate chip cookies poolside, “nice catch, sport,” jumping group hug, family run. why tf are they all so happy it’s disgusting & i hate it LMAO 💀