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Kail E is 50% done

Why is everyone in this book except birdy such a fucking creep. Good thing we have birdy

— Jul 27, 2026 01:13PM

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Kail E is 90% done

Wait wtf just happened? Birdy is a mom? Up is down? Cats and dogs hugging in the street?

— Jul 28, 2026 11:03AM

Kail E is 60% done

Use condoms people

— Jul 27, 2026 03:04PM

Kail E is 40% done

Weird twist, im starting to think she is a different kind of crazy than what is presented. Also this book is increasingly horny

— Jul 27, 2026 10:47AM

Kail E is 20% done

This book is way hornier than I anticipated

— Jul 27, 2026 08:46AM

Kail E is 15% done

K my current theory is that her husband is an absolute bastard just gaslighting the shit out of her. He's planned her replacement with his affair partner for months, he was not meeting with his daughter. Birdie is gonna solve the case somehow before she dies

— Jul 27, 2026 08:19AM

Kail E is 8% done

This book is super weird so far, not sure if that is good or bad

— Jul 26, 2026 10:35AM