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STAT: I think I’m the only one who ever took “cat Astronauts” race to mars that seriously. dunno I just hate messages in children’s books that really just are so fucking fake. Hate it with all my being. Hate happy endings for the same reason. Lil Darkie’s song “hanging myself with my phone charger” was supposed to be a joke. Not an actual piece of advice. I lowkey forgot he had a song titled that