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Others are sewing together clothing with rusted needles.

No. No no no no no. Rusted dripping pipes are one thing. But no. You can NOT convince me that anyone is sewing with a rusted needle. Or, that upon waking and looking around a room, that it is something he could even see. What next, they pass around a single stick of gum and tear off pieces to share? And gah, why is this conflict cropping up now, at the end?

So disappointed in what promised to be a fun ridiculous romp. I'm so gosh darn bored. Like, a couple of no-name thugs attack for no reason to stir things up, but there's no tension. Boring couple. I feel like I've passed to point of no return and will at least skim along to the finish.

Okay, so I'm fine with the whole milking farm premise of it all.

Absolutely not fine with the toxic behavior allowed to fly. Telling him to blindly sign a contract. Not allowing him out of his sight to talk with a friend. Involuntary piercings. Like dude, no one should be irrevocably changing their body for a partner, much less a fucking job.

Possessive impulses are so much sexier when they are held back.