Abbey S.’s Reviews > The Vampire Armand > Status Update

assad zaman really transforms this reading experience. holy moly. can’t wait till they trim all the fat from the story and give him the Good Stuff in s4

“‘there is no horror in this world that is without final redemption’” — dialogue that i KNOW the iwtv writers’ room consulted in their formulation of armand

back here again

“you play with me, and i am the toy which feels all things.” AMADEO GET BEHIND ME.

“the fierce old child of darkness wakes in me, the coven master beneath the paris cemetery who decreed when and how the dark blood should be given…but that old habit of authority is fraudulent and just a nuisance at best” - TV show armand would beg to differ lol

i am thrilled however that THE most brutal kill of the series so far belongs to Armand <3 never thought of ripping off a dude’s face with vampire fangs before

this got. so bad. so quickly.

HE’S STILL LYING ABOUT LESTAT. GIRL. ARMAND. GET IT TOGETHER.

i don't mean to appropriate the song that's for girls but annabelle dinda you get him sm: "This isn't rage, it's too specific / I like to hate symbolic limits / This is no statement, I'm complicit / This is a dream, God put me in it"

they can't put any of this in the show or else nobody will gaf about the other guys' past. i'm so serious. how on earth did she think of so many horrors to put armand through. RICCARDO, TOO?