Amber J’s Reviews > The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy > Status Update

aurienne imagining cannulating one of osric’s veins is so valid as a healthcare worker™️ i love her to bits and pieces

“the one on the left is one of yours, cath, isn’t she?” asked aurienne.
cath nodded. “she’s good. learned quickly that emergency medicine is the science of making it internal medicine’s problem.”
as someone who currently works in em she’s so real for that 💀

“might we,” asked aurienne, “go anywhere without subtracting from the population?”
“would you prefer,” asked mordaunt, “that we add to it?”
sir??? 😳

the way that they are surrounded by several bandits probably intent on killing them and all osric wants to know is who’s prettier between him and aurienne he’s so annoying i love it 💀