Sarsandra’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

Men love sexual humor is that a result of the porn brain epidemic or have they always been that way

I will give this book one thing and one thing only. I appreciate the representation for those of us gamers who have to pick up absolutely every piece of loot we can. and that is all i will give it.

the nursing home characters so far make for a more compelling read than anything we've encountered so far. Missed opportunity on the editors part to steer dinniman towards a more interesting story

english translation for the hoarder:

"I'm sorry if I was a bad person," she said. She closed her eyes as tears streamed down the non-burned side of her face. The woman only had one, misshapen tooth in her mouth. “I didn't want my daughter to get sick. I don't want to be in hell. Please. Please send me Jesus. "
||she gets punched to death in the face||

"“Yeah, that’ll be a no,” Donut said. She shot a magic missile at the woman, who staggered as it exploded against her chest. The tattered remains of the woman's filthy t-shirt burned away, revealing pendulous, stretch-marked breasts that fell over a sagging, equally marred stomach. Her health barely nudged."

sometimes when i'm bored i wonder in what weird waya male writer would describe my boobs

carl to the cat "“You know, you’re not wearing pants, either,” I said after a moment. “Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants. Don’t be so droll.”"

i'm buddy reading this with my bf which is why i didn't rage quit at the sepsis whore joke....."Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore. Who’s a dirty girl? You’re a dirty girl! This is a Fleeting item! This is a Unique* item! ..."

The most annoying nerd you know loves this and thinks its peak humor. just remember.

my least favorite type of man is the one who their entire sense of humor relies on sex jokes. not on some prude shit, it's just unfortunate you've never thought of anything truly funny before that wasn't your penis or BOOBS!
relevant because that is clearly the author's preferred type of redditor-esque humor and 5 chapters in it is already grating.

every few years a new redditor rears their unkempt head, turns off their 40th rewatch of harry potter and sits down to churn out some absolute waste of literacy. we didn't stop ernest klein when we had the chance and now anyone who can rattle off video game trivia thinks they can write a book. and we keep letting them!