Mackenzie’s Reviews > Daybreak > Status Update

"Fuck you for having a birthday. Fuck steak. Fuck lunch as a concept. Fuck frying pans. Fuck recipe websites. Why do I have to read about your uncle's fucking gallstones to read how long to cook a steak for? And fuck the stove, too. It's lying about being on medium. It's on high." 🤣🤣