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i’m giving this book the biggest side-eye rn. where did apollo even come from?? why is this so random

i still don’t get this whole evangeline/apollo husband-but-not-really-husband thing. girl why are you stressing over a man who’s literally marinated in oil 😭 okok it’s the stones of joy and everyone’s basically hallucinating at this point, but this is SO gonna end badly. i can feel it

am i the only one side-eyeing the name “petra youngblood”? 😭 in italian it’s even better because petra sounds almost exactly like pietra (“stone”), so her name basically screams “stone of youth” owner.

eva every seven seconds: “no no no, jacks is evil. i can’t trust him. he’s a walking red flag.”
also eva: 𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮. 😭

This girl is doing everything she possibly can to get herself killed 👌🏻

Preread: okay, letsss go. we have a tall blond, nothing can go wrong 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️