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The Giants are playing 'cockshies', basically trying to hit a target with rocks but calling it 'cockshies' is certainly more fun

Since Puddleglum lives in a wigwam does that mean he's somehow been influenced by native Americans in Narnia?

Jill has had enough of Eustace's bullshit: “Shut up and don’t be an ass, Scrubb,” said Jill hastily, terrified lest the Marsh-wiggle should take him at his word.'

Why are they going right into trying to find the prince instead of trying to make up the mistake they already did and do what Aslan father god told them to do??

It could be the work of Narnias most evil villain, a woman!

This is very dramatic considering this is not anyone's fault: Then Drinian in the bitterness of his heart went to Caspian and said, “Lord King, slay me speedily as a great traitor: for by my silence I have destroyed your son.” And he told him the story. Then Caspian caught up a battle-axe and rushed upon the Lord Drinian to kill him, and Drinian stood still as a stock for the death blow.

Eustace has that British man quality where he thinks he's in charge regardless of the situation

If only you two had done what you were supposed to in the first place!

Trumpkin has decided the have nots are eating 'Crabs and crumpets!'

Eustace for no reason whatsoever immediately assumes the owls must be forming an uprising against the king