Brandon ’s Reviews > The Fellowship of the Ring > Status Update

i think boromir could have been a really good dad :( he was doomed to be seduced by the ring tho :((

Sry but Celeborn is kind of a cuck

listen i never said the people who can’t read lotr because “it’s boring” are WRONG (it’s just that that’s okay with me. mostly.)

Do u think the blessing Gandalf gave Bill the pony was just some bullshit to make Sam feel better 😭? (I dont. Btw. Just wanted to be funny.)

interesting that in the book Gandalf is ready to go through Moria and it is Aragorn who is against it. In the movie they make Gandalf against it. Different vibe between reluctance in service of saving a friend vs of saving yourself. maybe it’s bc we don’t know how Aragorn knows there’s a danger (at least I don’t) and it seems more likely for movie-only ppl that a wizard would know futurey stuff

ouhhgh aragorn 💕❤️💞💓💕❤️❤️💖❤️💞💞💓

let us not forget how smart merry and pippin are in planning frodo leaving, and how brave they are in going with him! (Movie kinda does them dirty)