Joycee’s Reviews > Otterly Irresistible > Status Update

They have to learn to swim, just like human parents teach their kids to swim.

I think it’s fascinating that baby otters can swim as soon as they’re born.

They can’t, actually. They’re born with fur that keeps them from sinking and they can bob along in the water.

“No.”

There goes that word again. That may be Charlie’s least favorite word in the English language.

Her dad was considered the black sheep of the family because he was levelheaded and had a “rolll with it” attitude.

I’ve lived in this town for 75 years. I have 11 grandkids, 7 of whom are boys. I’ve seen a lot of stupid in my life.

Are you calling me stupid?

Anyone who doesn’t live everyday to the fullest is stupid. Make of that what you will.

(Earlier, Griffin had commented that Charlotte needed a $800 dress because she had a lot wrong with her body she was covering up. 😱 But he later admitted he was very wrong.)

It was easier to not get attached if you didn’t remember the name.

“Where are you from?” His lack of an accent stood out around here.

“Here, now.”

“What about before now?”

“D.C.”

“Is that where you grew up?”

“Nope.”

Mr. Congeniality would have to try harder to fluster her than by giving the one-word answers. Especially now that he was holding a goat (and flexing biceps).

“And is there a Harry and Ron to go with the Hermione?” Charlie asked, pointing to the (pot-bellied) pig.

“Yup.”

“What are their names?”

“Are you just trying to get me to say goofy goat names?”

“They have goofy names?”

“They’re named after the seven dwarves.”

“What about the ducks?”

“The Brady Bunch.”

Charlie grinned.