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TVOR VII: oh geralt i love you so much, and you dandilion. oh they're soooooo gay for each other. full review coming soon.

TLW: YENNEFER!!!! absolute icon, absolute queen i love her so much. also geralt being super soft and protective over dandilion here was so adorable. him, dandilion, and yennefer should be poly.

TVOR VI: he's so down bad for yennefer omg. also nenneke never fails to make me smile.

TEOTW: geralt was prepared to sit and take being tied up and beaten just because, but then as soon as someone broke dandilion's lute (which made him almost start crying) he immediately started tearing at them with his teeth in a blind, cold rage. they threaten to murder geralt and spare dandilion who declares he'll do everything to avenge him. they're so old married couple, it would be less gay if they just made out.

AQOP: that was actually really cute. and the law of surprise oh my god!!!! ciri's parents!!!! geralt has no idea just how much of an impact ciri is going to have on him <3

TVOR IV: geralt lierally just yapped to himself for a couple pages lmao. it's fun hearing more about his origin though and the witcher trials.

TLE: a very sad but interesting retelling of snow-white, a snow-white who also ends up fucking geralt and then being killed by him (in self-defense) the next morning. geralt has had sex like three times so far (all implied sex).

TVOR III: nenneke you absolute divaaaaa

AGOT I: what a beautiful twisted retelling of beauty and the beast. oh nivellen you poor soul.

TVOR II: literally not even a quarter of the way in and he's already pining for yen <3 all the lore is coming back to me now as i read, geralt is literally a fucking cat.