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Dab
is 10% done
he is in his late twenties, with a trendy modern mullet and a nose ring. It’s a look that definitely works for him. I’m sorry, but that can’t be. Either a mullet or a look that works.
— Aug 02, 2026 08:01AM
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Dab’s Previous Updates
Dab
is 57% done
I think I’ve dated fewer guys in my entire life than this girl has while looking for a wedding date. I lost count 😵💫
— Aug 04, 2026 12:25PM
Dab
is 7% done
Home is where the heartburn is> is the piece of wisdom I needed in my life today.
— Aug 02, 2026 07:14AM