Ângela ’s Reviews > Breath Mints/Battle Scars > Status Update

Before you report me for “coming unhinged,” do me a favor and consider what you’d fucking do if your fucking girl was pretending you were a bloody Hufflepuff to save face?
Why doesn’t this fucking book let me cross things out anymore?
She’s not my girl. That was a grammatical mistake. But you know what I fucking mean.

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