Max’s Reviews > The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires > Status Update

Oh we just had to go and deliver the last emotional punch in the gut, huh

On the most exciting scene and the Audiobook recording is apparently corrupted here so it keeps repeating lines 🫠

DON'T SAY YOU WON

THERE'S STILL A WHOLE QUARTER OF THE BOOK TO GO

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO JINX YOURSELF LIKE THAT

Sounds more like the moral should be 'if your husband is evasive about letting you enter a certain room, you run as fast and far as you can'

OH, CALLED IT

Nah cuz it's the most American thing to take credit lines on everything 🙄

WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THREE YEARS LATER'

All these men sound like abusive assholes who are power tripping on keeping their wives in check

And calling them 'girls'

Hooooo boy, I would not be sitting pretty if I were them 🫠

How half these couples are still married is beyond me

:(
Southern, right, I forgot