Robbie’s Reviews > Shameless > Status Update

So I'm sitting here listening to this smutty book... and okay, look. I know the author wants us to like this guy. But all of a sudden out of nowhere, not only is he drawing a bath in a custom made clawfoot tub for his lady, but he said, "... I dump in a couple of cups of the powdered mixture of lavender milk that I make myself..." And I snort-laughed because NO WAY IS THAT REAL. 😆