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Dear Ash,
I want to suggest you just buy a bag of mixed salad leaves to rectify your problem, but then I would never have read about you searching the internet with the term "how to make a very easy salad in order to impress a man you want to fuck" and my life would be the poorer for it, so maybe your way is better after all. Plus you are about to talk to Amy about it, and I like her.
— May 10, 2017 06:45AM
I want to suggest you just buy a bag of mixed salad leaves to rectify your problem, but then I would never have read about you searching the internet with the term "how to make a very easy salad in order to impress a man you want to fuck" and my life would be the poorer for it, so maybe your way is better after all. Plus you are about to talk to Amy about it, and I like her.
