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Naomi
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MC didnt want the pancakes with CHOCOLATE CHIPS that her mom made, so she gives it to the stray cat.
SHE GAVE PANCAKES. WITH *CHOCOLATE*. TO A CAT.
THAT CAT IS DEAD NOW.
— Aug 03, 2026 05:19PM
SHE GAVE PANCAKES. WITH *CHOCOLATE*. TO A CAT.
THAT CAT IS DEAD NOW.
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Naomi
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"Lock your window," he said, and did a backflip dive off the roof."
alright spiderman, the stairs were right there but that works too ig.
— Aug 05, 2026 11:08PM
alright spiderman, the stairs were right there but that works too ig.
Naomi
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Jude is a snake. you know what jude is a reference to? JUDAS. Period.
— Aug 05, 2026 07:49PM
Naomi
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*creepy guy outside car parked in alleyway where crime happens*
"Pop the hood," creepy voice says
"Go away!" I shout with fear
"Do it. I'm trying to help." creepy voice says huskily
"okay" *pops the hood*
GIRL. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS?
— Jul 30, 2026 07:45PM
"Pop the hood," creepy voice says
"Go away!" I shout with fear
"Do it. I'm trying to help." creepy voice says huskily
"okay" *pops the hood*
GIRL. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS?
Naomi
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i don't like supernatural romance why am i reading this
— Jul 30, 2026 04:21PM