Katie❄️’s Reviews > Peerless: Wu Shuang (Novel) Vol. 1 > Status Update

Had he been conscious, he might have picked up a rock and stuffed it into Feng Xiao's mouth to stop his chatter.

*baahh ahhaahh haa*

“Perhaps you’re not as dazzling as the sun or the moon like I am, but when you stand beside me and bask in my light you’re still a radiant star. A-Cui, if you’re wiling to join the Jiejan Bureau, the title of the fourth chief is nothing. Even if you fell for me and asked me to warm your bed, my venerable self would not decline.” He spoke tenderly, taking Cui Buqu’s hand. *gonna get slapped again*

Feng Xiao chuckled and looped an arm around his waist. “Then you can share my bed with me,” he said silkily. “I can guarantee you a peaceful night’s sleep.”
Suddenly Cui Buqu stood and slapped Feng Xiao soundly across the face. The move was so blisteringly fast not even Feng Xiao ,the martial arts master, could react in time.

Cui Buqu was speechless. He wanted very much to upturn the bowl of congee over Feng Xiao’s head, then take that plate of pickles and smear it all over his punchable face.

He’d yet to finish when the man shed his coat completely and tossed it behind him. Under the dumbfounded stares of the constables and petty officials, the coat was caught by a young man standing behind him.