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Reading many sentences and phrases that have never been thought of before, smelling the whiffs of a five star read 👀
— Aug 04, 2026 02:13PM
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Finished story six “sixteen metaphors”
I used to like Demetri Martin a lot as a teenager. This reminded me of that.
— 6 hours, 37 min ago
I used to like Demetri Martin a lot as a teenager. This reminded me of that.
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Finished “main character”
Wow. Wowowow. Unfortunately, I have been online enough for this story to hit; if you have too and you’re not Bee then you have encountered Bee, just not as prolific. Even if I wasn’t that online omfg what a clever exploration of identity, solidarity, loneliness, social media, shitposting, so much. I’m so close to the end, I want to finish the book, but I need to sit with that.
— 6 hours, 54 min ago
Wow. Wowowow. Unfortunately, I have been online enough for this story to hit; if you have too and you’re not Bee then you have encountered Bee, just not as prolific. Even if I wasn’t that online omfg what a clever exploration of identity, solidarity, loneliness, social media, shitposting, so much. I’m so close to the end, I want to finish the book, but I need to sit with that.
amber
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Story five “main character”
“To discourage snacking she only bought those filmy, neon-orange peanut butter saltine snacks everyone hated.” Who said that??? in my Porsha voice
— 9 hours, 8 min ago
“To discourage snacking she only bought those filmy, neon-orange peanut butter saltine snacks everyone hated.” Who said that??? in my Porsha voice
amber
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Finished fourth story “Our Dope Future”
Never again make me read from the perspective of someone I know went up for Elon’s “let that sink in” bit
— 9 hours, 40 min ago
Never again make me read from the perspective of someone I know went up for Elon’s “let that sink in” bit
amber
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In the third story "Ahegao, or, The Ballad of Sexual Repression"
Tony, I was not familiar with your game, but I am getting familiar now. This is incredible.
— Aug 06, 2026 04:11PM
Tony, I was not familiar with your game, but I am getting familiar now. This is incredible.
amber
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the nuances of millennial vs young millennial/gen z texting, because i was like why is the main character texting like that, and then i remembered everyone in her group chat is younger than her
in the second story "Pics"
— Aug 03, 2026 04:49PM
in the second story "Pics"
amber
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FINALLY reading this while I wait for holds on two other books I was in the middle of
Tulathimutte writes the phrase "vitrified with outrage," which 1) sounds cool and 2) is cool. I didn't know what vitrified meant, so I looked it up--converted to glass, usually with heat. The phrase describes a character who is angry because his friend just read him down, and he refuses to see how they are right. Fun word!
— Aug 03, 2026 03:40PM
Tulathimutte writes the phrase "vitrified with outrage," which 1) sounds cool and 2) is cool. I didn't know what vitrified meant, so I looked it up--converted to glass, usually with heat. The phrase describes a character who is angry because his friend just read him down, and he refuses to see how they are right. Fun word!
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Aug 04, 2026 02:19PM
“The gallant fellow with the surprise last-second request to cum on her feet, who then falls asleep, leaving her to waddle on her heels leaving a trail of nutprints to the bathroom.” Nutprints… it’s like Tulathimutte is his own urban dictionary.
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Like??? “He has that sort of lenticular baldness where you can see the thinning patches only at an angle.” Ok I will stop commenting quotes from this story and finish it 😔.