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Samantha
is 72% done
NOOOOOOO THIS WILL FUCK EVERYTHING!
And where tf is your mate? “I’m on my way” ON WHAT?! TURTLE BACK?! By all means move at glacial pace, we’re just here hanging with our bones out and our torturer.
— Aug 04, 2026 02:13PM
And where tf is your mate? “I’m on my way” ON WHAT?! TURTLE BACK?! By all means move at glacial pace, we’re just here hanging with our bones out and our torturer.
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Samantha
is 51% done
Her: You know, you’re my enemy too.
Him: Then punish me.
🥵🦋
— Aug 04, 2026 11:23AM
Him: Then punish me.
🥵🦋
Samantha
is 40% done
I don’t think ONE contraceptive potion is going to cut it after all that bitch, better take 2, 3 even, because damn that man and the naughty filth that comes out of his mouth alone could impregnate I bet.
— Jul 31, 2026 05:59PM
Samantha
is 23% done
Refreshing when the fmc instead of calling her mate ‘mate’ calls him a ‘a tit-sucking whoremonger asshole’ ✨
Also DAMN! Those were three hurtful tropes (and some of my favorite, especially if done that way) shot back to back. What delicious pain. Good soup. 🍲
— Jul 20, 2026 09:32PM
Also DAMN! Those were three hurtful tropes (and some of my favorite, especially if done that way) shot back to back. What delicious pain. Good soup. 🍲