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Samantha
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"Again, I felt bad for the pet comment. But at the same time, it was true, wasnt it? Donut was different. She was more than a pet." 🥹🩷
— Aug 04, 2026 07:19PM
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Samantha
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C "A Dirty Shirly"
PD "Yeah, I want to try that one"
C "Cats dont drink cocktails"
PD "Cats dont shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are Carl. Mama needs a night off"
— Aug 05, 2026 08:21PM
PD "Yeah, I want to try that one"
C "Cats dont drink cocktails"
PD "Cats dont shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are Carl. Mama needs a night off"
Samantha
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I can really just picture Carl looking to the side at the pretend camera, like 😒, while this whole background story is playing out
— Aug 04, 2026 08:06PM
Samantha
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"HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDERCAI. IT'S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM WEAK
— Aug 04, 2026 07:34PM