Samantha’s Reviews > Carl's Doomsday Scenario > Status Update

C "A Dirty Shirly"
PD "Yeah, I want to try that one"
C "Cats dont drink cocktails"
PD "Cats dont shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are Carl. Mama needs a night off"

I can really just picture Carl looking to the side at the pretend camera, like 😒, while this whole background story is playing out

"HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDERCAI. IT'S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM WEAK

"Again, I felt bad for the pet comment. But at the same time, it was true, wasnt it? Donut was different. She was more than a pet." 🥹🩷