Ellie’s Reviews > The Summer I Turned Pretty > Status Update

Right… right… you know, when your mom is dying of cancer so your good pal of 16 years decides to kiss your pain away even though you’ve been trying to friend zone her for YEARS. Belly girl, you’re delusional <3

Omg their mom is dying and she regrets chasing after stupid boys all summer

Ending today with one hour left so I don’t fall asleep with hate (for the fisher boys) in my heart <3

How to i explain to this 2009 15 year old that consent is hot and people should ask to kiss you

“Why did he make me feel like I was still 13??”
Because you just stuck your tongue out at him???

“I felt prickly and strange waiting for his answer” I DONT CARE!! HES SO MEAN TO YOU ALL THE TIME!!

Their mom is definitely going to die and Belly is gonna go “if only I hadn’t been trying to get the attention of boys :/“

Conrad you also suck

Oooooo he listens to Nirvana woahhhhh he’s soooooo coooooollll

Taylor you suck