Alexandra_’s Reviews > The Lion & the Deathless Dark > Status Update

Seppyyyyyy, join Cassian and Cade Eaton in the eager-in-my-pants pantheon of book boyfriends

Carissa truly said "I'll give Septimus every microtrope that has them feral"

Zefia channeling Molly Weasley with that
"Where. Have. You. Been."

I'm dead

Zefia acting like a cranky chaperone is so funny 🤭

My pack of Devils (iykyk) ptsd is triggered, Carissa when I catch you...

“Vampires and cats have so much in common,” I said. “You both like to play with your prey. But do you piss on the carpet, too?”

A barely there glint of delight in his eyes. He replied smoothly, “Only occasionally. But I only lick others, never myself.”

Oh the banter is starting, grabbing my popcorn.
I can't imagine a couple without it in any book, so boring