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how to talk to guy 101

1. walk up to guy
2. say “hi”
3. twirl your hair with your nose taped up to look like a pig
4. he’ll be staring at you non-stop !! 🤭
5. say “I broke the glass I tripped and fell I told secrets I shouldn’t tell I stumbled over all my words I made it weird I made it worse”
6. by chance, he’s a conehead.
7. conehead + livie = <3 forever