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Tachi:"What are you apologizing for?"
Rodeo:"Besides the fact that Gonzo says I should open every conversation with a woman by apologizing?"

Tachi:“How do you do it, Britt?”
Britt:“What’s that?”
Tachi:“With Red. Deal with the uncertainty. The fear.”
Britt:“We have sex a lot.”
Tachi:“Oh, come on. Be serious.”
Britt:“No, seriously. We do have a lot of sex. It’s fantastic.”

Rodeo:“Cock-a-doodle-doo doo.”
Tachi:“Are you kidding me?”
Rodeo:“Cock-a-dood—”
Tachi:“Unless there’s a cock I can doodle-do with, don’t ever wake me up with a rooster crowing again.”
Rodeo:“Tempting.”

Rodeo:“Here. Sit.”
Tachi:“I’m not blind.”
Rodeo:“You’re not currently qualified to operate vehicles in the state of Florida.”
Tachi:“There are a lot of old people who drive here, with cataracts.”
Rodeo:“No one said they were qualified, either.”

Rodeo:"Can Doc bring some antibiotics?"
Hunt:"Clap?"
Rodeo:"Close. Alligator bite."
Hunt:"You know better than to get your dick near their mouth."

Tachi:"You’ve seduced me into a headache."
Rodeo:"One of my many skills."

Tachi:“Man, what I’d give for a fresh pair of contacts.”
Rodeo:“How bad is your vision without them?”
Tachi:“I wouldn’t be able to see you smile.”
Rodeo:“That would be a real tragedy. Gotta keep those peepers working.”