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“You’re too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don’t want to be rude but—there it is. You’re too old. I’m really very sorry.”
lmao so much for his ego
— 6 hours, 47 min ago
lmao so much for his ego
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”This afternoon. Come and have tea with me.”
“Afternoon tea, I do not drink it.”
“Then you can have coffee.”
“It is not the time of day I usually drink coffee.”
“Chocolate? With whipped cream on top? Or a tisane. You love sipping tisanes. Or lemonade. Or orangeade. Or would you like decaffeinated coffee if I can get it—”
lol she has it all
— 6 hours, 45 min ago
“Afternoon tea, I do not drink it.”
“Then you can have coffee.”
“It is not the time of day I usually drink coffee.”
“Chocolate? With whipped cream on top? Or a tisane. You love sipping tisanes. Or lemonade. Or orangeade. Or would you like decaffeinated coffee if I can get it—”
lol she has it all