Natalie’s Reviews > Audited by the Anubis > Status Update
Natalie
is on page 10 of 293
holy cow i’m only ten (?) pages in and i already have way too much to say. for starters, i put the ‘?’ bc this book doesn’t have page numbers??? hello??? that’s literally so weird so im just guessing here lol. secondly, i know i should be reading east of eden but i thought something silly would get me in the reading mood… and this is certainly… silly… in the most wattpad way possible omg
— Aug 07, 2026 10:10AM
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Natalie
is 60% done
ok i have even more that i beef w but im only gonna address one bc there’s a word count lol. anyway, problem #1: anatomy. specifically the mouth situation. this mf is anubis aka based off a jackal. have you seen their mouths? they’re long like a dogs. thereforeeee if it bites you, it’s not a cute little hickey or nibble, it’s a BITE. so why tf do they keep treating this as if his bites are so petite? pmo..
— Aug 07, 2026 02:06PM
Natalie
is 33% done
yeah i’m giving up on page numbers but WOW this is bad. genuinely some of the most freaked out individuals ive ever read PLUS just overall bad writing. i can’t even say it’s like a 13 year old wrote it bc i know there are some 13 year olds delivering some absolute bangers on ao3. but yeah it’s so cliche and way too horny i really want to just stop. but alas… i’ll keep going ig…..
— Aug 07, 2026 12:47PM